kisu-no-hi: “OMG I WANT THIS!” “OMG I DON’T WANT THIS ANYMORE!”
English is not my native language.
outslappyhours: So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something?” or “Daamn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her”.
artmender: missmonstermel: sailorswayze: “I would totally watch wrestling if the wrestlers where this adorable” boy do i have bad news for u see you next raw bye SEE, GUYS? WRASSLIN! THEY’RE SO CUTE
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.